if u don’t like folie a deux i don’t like folie a yeux
i’m friends with everyone until they get better friends and kinda leave me
you don’t know true agony unless you’ve gone from watching 5 seasons in 2 days to 1 episode a week
SEND EVERYONE YOU KNOW A MORNING TEXT. WEAR A BOWTIE TODAY. HIGH FIVE STRANGERS. GIVE AWAY LOLLIPOPS. COMPLIMENT PEOPLE. STEAL A CHILD.
i’ve already done one of those and now he won’t stop crying and it’s annoying
must have been an aggressive high five
actually a wee bit thankful for work tonight, c’s annoying as hell and all i hear every other minute is “UNCLE. UNCLE.” and a question, or “guess what?” or “look at what i made?!” it’s annoying as hell omfg.
also dad asked when i worked today, and I’m just like, are you fucking joking? I wrote it all over the damn house. ugh
hope work goes fast though, i wanna watch kitchen nightmares and fall asleep since I have work tomorrow AM for the first time since the 2nd week I started working at LC.